sep 6 in idea barrages

There was never a porno parody of Jim Varney’s oeuvre titled ERNEST GOES TO TOWN and we’re all slightly lessened for this fact.

Would a tasting of New Zealand’s beers be a flight of the Concords?

I’m to the point where “pre-gaming” isn’t about getting half-drunk before going out to bars, it’s rolling your stats before a D&D campaign. I have truly become Old Nerd.

RATATOUILLE was just CYRANO DE BERGERAC for people who prefer food to sex.

A French language KISS cover band called “Quebec Roque City”.

If you really think about it, there is a large number of people who exist but there is an infinite number of people who don’t exist.

The half-pound of sugar added to Gatorade to make it palatable as a mass market item ruined whatever healthful benefits it ever could’ve provided to the rare people who would actually use it to recharge after exertion. This is a metaphor for almost everything.

An ice cream sandwich except the chocolate cookie “bread” entirely surrounds the ice cream, instead of two “slices” allowing the sides of the ice cream to be seen, and you sell them as Cold Pockets.