august 31 in idea barrages

I want to watch the characters in a Fast and Furious movie battle a vampire named Carjackula. And I want Carjackula to win.

When you use terms of violence, even in metaphor, eventually someone will take them literally & do something monstrous with your rhetoric. No matter your side, left, right, center, someone unstable in your camp will use it to justify horror. No matter how righteous your cause, violent talk will lead to tragedies that will backfire upon you. Be strategic. Be humane.

One thing that would be fun would be to study up on what all the Disney Adult Youtubers say you’re supposed to do at The Rat and film a bunch of videos of going to The Rat and doing it completely wrong. Disney Done Wrong would be a really fun troll project.

“Marry me” said one nostril to the other “and we will make beautiful mucus together.”

On the one hand, it would probably be fun to figure out how to write a story about a consciously-aware and sentient language. On the other hand, it has probably already been done by someone dimly aping Alan Moore and it’s a Green Lantern named Meme or something.

There are probably things I’d be even less interested in than watching youtube edgelords weakly fumble their way through staged boxing matches but… I gotta be honest… it would take some time to imagine something even less interesting.

Poison Ivy’s favourite band is Insane Clown Pussy. And rightly so!

A parody of No Diggity built around the line “I like the little meat plate, charcuterie, charcuterie”.