august 29 in idea barrages

“You can’t masturbate when your hands are in prayer” said the religious pamphlet. “I take that as a challenge of my prowess!” he thought.

Writing while feeling maudlin is a lot like grocery shopping after skipping two meals, oh, you’ll get a lot, you’ll get way too much, but nearly all of it will be impulsive useless unhealthy crap.

I think my best line at D&D today was “does a corpse get a dexterity save?”

Everyone thought Mr. T’s character “B.A. Baracus” stood for “Bad Ass” but, really, it stood for “Bachelor of Arts Baracus”. He wasn’t a mercenary because he was on the run from the law. He was trying to pay off his student loans.

Not only would “Warhol’s Factory Babies” be a great cartoon but you also have the built-in spin off cartoon “Life With Louie Reed”.

A conspiracy podcast by Homestar Runner supporting character Coach Z called “Inside Jorb”.

Commissioner Gordon’s punk album “Never Mind The Bullock, Here’s The Bat-Signal”.

In the 2023 update of Johnny Cougar’s “Jack and Diane”, it’s a much shorter song because they’re both killed in a school shooting at 17 because Americans keep putting their sickening psychotic gun-worship ahead of childrens’ lives.