august 21 in idea barrages

The best I can wish for anyone is that they might meet someone who can tolerate their neurosis with grace and similarly tolerates theirs. That’s the ground from which the seed of real love might find purchase.

Was the Kids Bop version of “Juke Box Hero” called “Juice Box Hero”?

All this technology being wasted on trying to steal writers and graphic artists’ ideas with fake “AI”, nobody’s using nano-technology to make the Scrubbin’ Bubbles actually real. These people have no vision.

I understand that podcasts gotta do live audience shows to pay the bills but, like, how disappointing is it when it turns out the podcast you like is an audience show this week and you know it will be ruined by the rubes in the crowd trying to be wacky?

“Flat Earth theory” is so boring. If you’re going to be a crazy conspiracy theorist, at least be interesting about it. Get into Fiat Earth theory, the theory that the Earth is an illusion we only think exists because the banking industry proclaims it so.

I wonder why there was never an Everything Everywhere All At Once Bagels tie in.

A fun thing to do would be to film a British version of HOUSE M.D. except the twist is, their HOUSE is played by an American actor doing a TERRIBLE British accent. As few other changes as possible.

I just hope that when Paddington Bear goes into the public domain and inevitably gets an exploitation horror flick about it, like Winnie-the-Pooh, the title will at least be PADDINGTON: HARMALADE.