august 1 in idea barrages

She had been cooking calamari for so long, she was having a squid-life crisis.

A sitcom about the Trojan Wars called FULL HORSE.

Man, the seats from that new Tron rollercoaster at Disney look less like “seats on an amusement park ride” and more like “the pain device in a BDSM dungeon”. Like, you do you if that’s your thing but it sure isn’t mine.

Sometimes the thing with poetry or short fiction or a comedy bit is, like, you’ve got all the pieces of the idea but you have no idea how to put them together. Like you have all the puzzle pieces for a thing but you don’t have the picture you’re supposed to refer to.

An ASMR parody channel as a big goofy galoot, doing all the weird “my loves” “my dears” “hello hello hello” as just a big weird dude instead of a whispering conventionally attractive person would be hilarious at 1st but the folks ACTUALLY into that would scare the hell out of me.

The Mothman’s full name is actually Timothy Mankiewicz. It’s just an incredible coincidence.

I just hope the sequel is called REHAB BEAR.

We never got to the logical extension of Cabbage Patch Kids parodies “Nicorette Patch Kids”. Is it only because then you’d get sued from two directions at once? Yes.