july 26 in idea barrages

I enjoy the term “athleisure” not because I would look good in those clothes but, rather, because it suggests competitive leisure and makes me feel like I could win a gold medal yet.

Cargo shorts are just Schrodinger’s khakis.

The more abstract a concept being sold in a youtube ad, the better chance it is a scam. Is someone selling you a book or a toy or some physical item? Maybe overpriced but probably legit. If they’re trying to sell you “health” or God help you an investment, run like hell.

“Soixante-neuf!” “Nice.”

If you zip it up in your jeans, that’s just a penis fly trap.

In Australia, if you’re being really awful, you could be called a “digeridouche”.

I feel like we could squeeze a good mash up out of Allman Bros “Melissa” and the Stones “Wild Horses”.

A punk rock dating site called Plenty of Filth.