july 6 in idea barrages
- July 5, 2023, 7:11 p.m.
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Did Spongebob get his Christmas gifts delivered by “Manta Claus” or did they really miss a trick?
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Okay, you are allowed to name your punk band “Vom Bombadil”. That’s acceptable.
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IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BEDOUINS, YEAH, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BEDOUINS, YEAH (I don’t know enough about the Bedouin culture to write that parody without offending, like, everyone, it’s a great idea at the base of it.)
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Getting your muscles worked on after an edible, that’s just weedish massage.
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CRAAAAAANBERRY PUREE, IT’S JUST EIGHTY BUCKS AT THE TRADER JOE’S STORE, CRAAAAAAANBERRY PUREE
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In parts of Europe, they really only eat fries as a mayo conveyance, a conveyonaisse, if you will.
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Super Mario, at Luigi and Daisy’s wedding: “I’d like to make a toast.” Super Mario, in his kitchen at breakfast, unable to find the bread: “I’d like to make-a toast!”
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Every trendy “healthy recipe” I see online is so gross, it actively makes me want to eat unhealthy delicious food. “Baked zucchini chips”. Even if it lengthens life, is that a life at all? It’s like those uncool anti-teen-smoking ads that make smoking seem cooler.
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