interdependence day in idea barrages

Only half the problem of AI stealing from/replacing human artists is the AI existing and being used. The other half is a country that has so devalued education in the arts and letters that people can’t understand how fundamentally flawed/incoherent the AI art really is.

Frankenstein but the doctor works under the cover of running a Cancun Spring Break resort and it’s called “Beach Bodies”.

Don’t teach folks how to “succeed”, don’t teach people how to “win”. World’s been ruined 10,000,000 times over by the selfish and arrogant chasing their zero-sum ends justifying means. Teach how to empathize, teach how to share, teach how to love. That actually changes the world.

An evil mirror universe version of FULL HOUSE where the theme starts “Whatever happened to detestability?”

The optimal name for a classic rock coverband is, of course, ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT’S ME, MATLOCK.

Why did we call them “dick pics” and not “dictures”? Seems like a real unforced error here.

I feel like we need to start remaking movies TOGETHER, like, at the same time, as fusion pictures. It’s the only way we’ll get even HALFWAY interesting pictures out of Hollywood anymore. Let’s start off with BEING ERIN BROCKOVITCH.

Weed-infused french fries, call ‘em Baked Potatoes, retire on the profits almost immediately.