jl2 in idea barrages

Paul Simon’s “You Can Call Me All” except the bass solo is replaced by the entirety of the opening theme to SEINFELD.

The oddest thing about emotions is that, like, there are times we don’t know why we’re having them… or even exactly which ones we’re have… until self-reflection down the road. Schrodinger’s Consciousness. It’s horrible and beautiful and generally just weird.

So much new-age “manifesting” stuff seems like victim blaming that hurts people more. “It’s not that economic systems are unfair, it’s not that you might have unrealistic expectations of life, it’s not that you had the bad luck of horrible disease, you just didn’t WISH enough!”

For those of you making desperation hook-ups tomorrow, just to not be alone on Valentines, have a happy VD!

If Florida is truly America’s wang, perhaps Texas is America’s prolapsed anus.

A parody of Bowie’s “Fame” about Kang The Conqueror from Marvel Comics.

The midnight worry that you only experience your real self, your actual mind, your true consciousness when alone in the dead of night, trying to quiet your thoughts for sleep.

Maybe the punishment in hell is to answer Ouijas like a bedraggled over-worked put-upon cell phone customer service representative. Maybe full-blown demonic summoning rites are just how Alive Karens escalate to speak to a manager.