june 14 in idea barrages

A knock-off Eggo box with the catchphrase “Get offle my waffle!”

I just realized that Andrew Tate looks like an elderly Don Knotts with a little more muscle definition and a bad spray tan.

Your dance-goth persona will be called Alucardi B.

The optimal name for a metal band is, of course, “Fred Kreuger-Mellancamp”.

Every time I see a picture of Captain Kangaroo I briefly have to remind myself he wasn’t an early incarnation of Doctor Who. The suit, the weird hair, he just splits the difference between 2 and 4.

If Cher was cloned and then they hung out together, they’d be Cher and Cheralike.

If the knife cost 20 bucks, it’s “rust”. If the knife cost 500 bucks, it’s “patina”.

A parody of the protest rock classic “Southern Man” about the video game classic “Bomberman”.