june 12 in idea barrages

The beauty of Paris can be overwhelming, that’s why they call it Eyefull Tower.

She understood that some people had their own favourite Italian restaurants but that wasn’t her way. She liked them all. She was personally panpizza.

I hope that in the Thomas The Tank Engine universe, the most famous country singer is named Shania Train.

The phrase “meteoric rise” always bothered me because, like, if a meteor is in our planetary atmosphere, a meteor’s falling.

After all, what is your mouth in the morning if not a cereal port?

The time is long past for a parody of Oasis’ “Wonderwall” about Adderall but I’m just saying, there was a time when it would’ve PUNISHED.

I have been considering what kind of Dungeons and Dragons Cleric you would have if she/he worships the MTV Beach House Tiki God and, like, I’m pretty sure it’s the Trickery Domain.

to the tune of Eleanor Rigby: “Danny Devito, offers an egg in support during these trying times, it isn’t a crime”