barrage in motion in idea barrages

1.) I have decided that Groot and the MTV Beach House Tiki God are related. Cousins, perhaps.

2.) All dichotomies are false except when they're not.

3.) A mash-up of "You Were Always On My Mind" and "Bridge Over Troubled Water" would absolutely PUNISH.

4.) Taught the girl at the airport Dunkin that what she was selling is called a "cronut". I am a Flyover-to-Coast interpreter.

5.) He doesnt like the term "nudie booth patron" he prefers being called "a peephole person".

6.) I am not old, I am not young, I now exist in that thin in-between where yoi can really get things done.

7.) Were I to give a commencement address I'd advise all the lifelong successes to go out & fail. It teaches so much about being a good person.

8.) If you could mash up Clapton's "Crossroads" and the South Park theme, that'd rock too.

9.) Hipster woman in the ironic mom jeans at the Tarzana Goodwill, if you wanna become a mom unironically, I can help you with that.

10.) An early Dungeons & Dragons guide is like grinding the concept of obsession compulsion up into a paste and injecting it into your eyeball.

11.) When anti-abortion groups press advantages to also fight birth control, it exposes the lie: they aren't "pro-life" they're anti-woman.

12.) Ask the gods what they want to be when they grow up and they will whisper to you, trembling, "Danny Trejo."

13.) When a "sport" has an event called the "Cheez-It 355" & hasta say that 900 times the day after a driver died, just give up. Stop car racing.

14.) Is Scrooge's feather duster... his own feathers? how does the concept work in a land of sentient birds?

15.) If you think about it, a gynecologist is really just a privates investigator.

16.) A film noir take on THE NEVERENDING STORY called "The Maltese Falcor".

17.) It's not... easy... being Gein/havin' horror movies... based upon your life.

18.) At the start of dog obedience school, they should say "let the heeling process begin".

19.) It's a dice-and-paper roleplaying game about being a chef. It's called LUNCHEONS AND LUAUS. It's... not that fun.