may 27 in idea barrages

It probably wouldn’t be that great of a cocktail taste-wise, but a “whiskey and cola” drink that’s Royal Crown and Crown Royal called “The Reflexive” would be fun as hell, conceptually.

“Steamed Hams” except Skinner and Chalmers are actually singing Neil Young’s “Pocahontas”.

Step One: smash up a bunch of fried onions people put on top of casseroles. Step Two: put it in a small pocket can or rolled up foil back. Step Three: Occasionally put a wad of this into your mouth. Step Four: Congratulations! It’s onion dip!

If they’re gonna call their Dollar Stores in England “Poundtown” I hope in Ireland they’re called “Euronation”. Let’s pun our way off into the sunset.

Making money selling snakeskin boots is all about the economy of scale.

What no one mentions about Marilyn Manson removing one of his ribs is that from that rib… was created Garbage singer Shirley Manson. Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.

Actually, the energy drink wasn’t the Monster, it was whoever the hell created it.

A prequel to THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST, THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: EPISODE ONE: THE PONTIUS MENACE, where we see a young Jesus engaging in His favourite childhood hobby of charioteering with His friends and experience His youthful catchphrase “Now THIS is Godracing!”