727 in idea barrages

1.) You can go to Karmicon but there are no freebies there.

2.) You cannot have a Ren faire on Lake Mead without disappointing a LOT of people.

3.) If her name was Ms. Pac-Man before they even met, does that mean they're in-breeding?

4.) A heavy metal jazz band called "The Afterbirth of The Cool".

5.) I wonder how many Van Halen concert reviews included the phrase "Hagar The Horrible".

6.) Why did it take so long to get Wonder Woman into a feature film? They were waiting for Gadot.

7.) He had an ocular lesion from looking at the internet too much. It was a sore for site eyes.

8.) The Tow Mater/Lightning McQueen slash fan-fic she wrote was nothing more than winch-fulfillment.

9.) Raytheon keeps rejecting my pitch for the marketing slogan "Gotta Bomb 'Em All, Raytheon!"

10.) A spoonful of sugar might make the medicine go down but in time the medicine will be omitted and only the saccharine fantasy remembered.

11.) CHRISTMAS TINSEL IS REALLY JUST BRANCH DRESSING.