apr11 in idea barrages

A junior-fiction mystery novel called ARE YOU THERE, GOD? IT’S ME, MATLOCK.

Tempora mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis. Time may change me but I can’t trace time. Omnia mutantur, nihil interit. Energy nor matter can neither be created nor destroyed, only changed. Get busy living or get busy dying, that’s goddamn right.

Do vampires show up on digital photos? If they try to take an extended arm selfie, that must turn out pretty weird. That extended arm selfie angle of just, like, the wall behind them. Maybe in an Applebees, why not.

An Australian Atari 2600 game based on DUNE called “Spice Inviters”.

A parody of the “Reading Rainbow” theme about The Reading Railroad in Monopoly. Get sued by, like, every corporate entity at once!

If you are trying to help a down-on-their-luck friend who happens to be a mermaid, don’t say you’re going “help her back on her feet”, it’s just an unfortunate phrase for the situation.

His brother, the French Fry King, is a potatentate.

Biscotti’s just Pocky with a college degree.