78 in idea barrages

1.) As Apu finally realized, sometimes you can't get things right until you return to the site of your spiritual depantsing.

2.) I hope Richard Kiel lives a long fruitful life but, when he does pass, a Michael Jackson impersonator needs to buy his bones.

3.) Surely, there must be a marijuana-themed facebook game called The Candy Kush Saga.

4.) An all-prepper rap group called RUN-EDC.

5.) These are the peepholes in your neighborhood/in your neighborhood/in your neigh-bor-hhh-ood...

6.) Sometimes I get so enamoured with an idea that I have an enthusispasm.

7.) If time is relative, it must be the drunk uncle.

8.) Language cannot hit the bullseye of meaning. At best, it circle strafes the target until the centre falls out. But it's better that way.

9.) The fetish gear museum requires occasional crop dusting.

10.) These summer days are born to be whiled away.

11.) You know what else would be great last words? "Childhood sled".

12.) Before we go to warp, please check out the Enterprise gift shop for any last minute impulse buys.

13.) How does Kermit pick up chicks? With a pork-lift.

14.) To be fair, I'm also pretty jazzed at the idea of Little Richard owning Tor Johnson's skeleton.

15.) Genesis Shave And A Haircut... 16 bits!