mar 15 in idea barrages

Don’t you worry about me staying hydrated. Coffee is, like, 99% water.

He could be glam in a classy Bowie way or glam in a trashy RATT kinda way. He was glambidextrous.

I hope in the deep lore for the music video “Firestarter”, the main character’s birthname was Rodney Ferrocenium.

It’s weird when the same character portrayed by the same actor in a sequel has a totally different personality. It’s one thing when it’s gradual, like Troi slowly becoming just Marina Sirtis, but then there’s Ace Ventura in those two movies or Janine in the two Ghostbusters.

“I’m too middle-aged to be up at midnight for New Years”. Here’s my Old Guy Lifehack: take a nap after dinner! Wake up at 1030PM! Watch the rubes get rained on at Times Square! Laugh yourself back to sleep at 12:15. Boom. You’re welcome.

Okay, art collectors. Time to put your Monets where your mouth is.

If a bunch of creepy middle-aged men HAD to come together to sexualize a children’s cartoon, to prove their fetishes were more important than letting kids have childhoods, why did it have to be “My Little Pony”? They could’ve picked Skeletor instead. THEY COULD’VE BEEN “BONEYS”!

If you don’t need so much dietary fiber that you have to break the fourth wall, Regular Mucil will probably serve you fine.