feb 17 in idea barrages

A fusion of Gallagher and Jim Gaffigan, “Gaffigher”, who ends every show by smashing a bunch of Hot Pockets.

The people at Hasbro are a bunch of Trouble makers.

Why call it a “dairy” when you could call it a “creamatorium”?

Has Dora The Explorer ever done a basketball episode? Asking for an “Is a Dora Dunkin?” joke.

Is the distaff of a Lemon Party a “Melon Party”?

Why do they call the women who hold up the round number in boxing “ring girls” when they could call them ‘fight attendants”?

Today, I caught myself singing “Dig-Dug, merrily the coins / of this arcade are ringing” along to actual Christmas songs.

Before the Harry Potter books, I would have assumed “hog warts” were British slang for a venereal disease.