jan 24 in idea barrages

An all you can eat dumpling buffets invariably lead to wonton destruction.

I don’t know what the “cyberchunk” aesthetic would look like but I think I’d like to invent it.

I feel like if Harry Potter had used Skeletor as the main villain instead of Back of The Head Guy, like, there’s a 17% better chance I would’ve been into it. At least he would’ve definitely called the headmaster “Dumbledork” and that would’a been fun-ish.

Why say you’re “seducing nuns out of their vows” when you can say you’re “breaking the habit”?

If you’re cold, they’re cold, bring your car into the living room tonight.

“The Dial of Destiny” sounds like the title of a documentary about all those Garfield phones that washed up in France not an Indiana Jones movie. It’s a good thing that it all ended after Last Crusade and everything since is just a boy looking into an Indy snowglobe and dreaming.

A version of that Evanescence song where the terrible white-boy rapper is still droning on about not being able to wake up but the goth lady is giving him helpful hints instead. “CAN’T WAKE UP!” “Try setting alarms!” “WON’T WAKE UP!” “I’ll just pinch your arm!” etc.

Just because they’re good at it, doesn’t mean they aren’t still scared. Possibly the fear they’re channeling is part of why they’re so good. Confidence so easily becomes complacency, after all.