ja 16 in idea barrages

Ollie the dog wouldn’t eat anything today until the dinner scraps came. He knows what’s up. He’s wily. He wanted the good stuff and he planned. I respect that weird fuzzy little lump so much.

The shadow behind the pretty lights of the holiday season, regrets. The brighter the shine, the longer and deeper the trailing shade.

They should call the commentary tracks to Tarantino films “FootNotes”.

Every year after Thanksgiving, I am delighted to discover that there are still people who think it’s appropriate to call those holiday floral arraignments “Kissing Balls”. It’s like a Christmas gift to the 14 year old in all of us.

In the end, it was only Hammer’s flagrant overspending which could stop Hammertime.

What’s interesting is that “discharge” can be both an awful word and a great word at a hospital, depending on the context.

What happens if someone sees that opening theme song and they’re NOT ready for some football? Do they explode? Does the television explode? Is there some kind of grace-period to click away if unprepared for football, like the 5 second rule for dropped food?

Did Sony understand that the Playstation 5 would get shortened to the “PS5” and that it would just look like thousands of people would be writing “PISS” on social media every day? Did they?