ja 12 in idea barrages

In the GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’s porn parody, was the Groot analogue a tree-lady with a great ass who could only say “I AM GLUTES”? If not, come on, just ask me for the best ideas and give me a little money.

I just realized: Sandy Duncan was Bjork, but for 1980s Iowa.

Pennywise from IT in the Macy’s Day Parade, if only to get to the line “WE’RE ALL FLOATS DOWN HERE”.

Every year when I see the charity toy boxes out, I make a point to get one, like, superhero action figure to throw in there. I know kids who don’t have much will appreciate any thought but so many of those boxes are full of classy gifts. Kids deserve a Batman or Spidey for Christmas too!

For years, I thought that “Mad Season” was a local band I’d just never seen because of how many of their CDs were on the “used” racks at Last Unicorn Records or whatever.

At this point, I’m sorry to say and it’s probably a “me” problem, that I would have Citizen Kane ruined for me if I saw a shadow of a TIE fighter in the snow-globe. Star Wars is so blown out and exhausted, it would be all I could see. ANDOR would be lost on me.

99% of the time, when I see a youtube video about how great something at a Disney park is, I just want to yell “YES! IF YOU PAY 50 DOLLARS FOR AN EGG AND CHEESE SANDWICH, IT HAD BETTER BE AT LEAST OKAY!”

Monogamy ain’t about prudishness, gang. It’s about being comfortable enough with a person and trusting a person enough to go total-buck-wild with them. If you can pull that off with someone on the quick, good on you, I sure can’t. I gotta work my way up to the good stuff.