d 29 in idea barrages

A movie about time-travelers trying to fix a bunch of problems over a long weekend called CAUSAL FRIDAY.

ASMR where I say soothing things to help you relax but not, oh, being a flirty doctor or masseuse for weird incels who sexualize all casual contact. No, more like, practical soothing stuff. “Shh, don’t worry. Everything after RETURN OF THE JEDI was just well-funded fan-fiction.”

It’s weird over-the-air daytime soaps are no longer A Thing. I never got into them but knowing they still existed was an odd comfort. Flipped on KTV, no Days of Our Lives with the guy with the eye-patch anymore. Just an under-produced NBC headline news filler thing. Sad in a way.

Mennonites are the ones that come up from the ground, Mennontites are the ones that hang from the ceiling.

We slip and fall on the ice then we get home and put ice to the injuries. This is the paradox of the human condition.

Why say “a werewolf bottom” when you can say “a sub woofer”?

After retiring from music, she started a nice little bakery delivery service called Jem And The Challahgrams.

Step 1: purchase Hungry Jack biscuit mix. Step 2: mix in a lot of ghost pepper powder. Step 3: refer to this as “Angry Jack”. Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit.