6.26 in idea barrages

1.) Broken toys are fine but only if they're broken honestly. Going around, pre-broken for the sake of fashion, ain't nothing there.

2.) You are reading these words typed into a little box by a regular person almost instantaneously maybe half a world away. That's astonishing.

3.) At times finding what you're looking for means finding something you can't have & you need to find something that's looking for you instead.

4.) The ultimate cultural mash-up would be a Wookie stand-up comedian named Chewie C.K.

5.) If I owned a 24/7 topless bar, I would at least have the decency to call it "Moebius Strip".

6.) Interesting how the awful Transformers movies strain to have as little Venn overlap with the fanbase of the source material as possible.

7.) Next time someone talks about the keyless entry on their car, make a chastity belt joke. You'll be glad you did.

8.) If ever sufficiently famous I wanna write a book of Sedarish whimsical essays on how to pose as the messiahs of various prophecies.

9.) If you regret cutting your hockey hair and grow it back, you're "taking a mulletigan".

10.) Eventually, the world's biggest RuPaul fan was universally referred to as The Girl With The Drag Queen Tattoo.

11.) Here at Hockey Deli, we put the brisket in the basket!

12.) Yes, I do have to deal with people thinsplaining to me from time to time but that's just the wide man's burden.

13.) In the Flintstones, of course, he would be Stony Tarkus - Rock Man.

14.) A day late and the dollar stops here. A buck short and the wolves appear.