d 15 in idea barrages

A sequel to “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” called “Santa Claus is Going to Town”.

Why call it “lamaze classes” when you could call it “push notifications “?

The weirdest Ben and Jerry’s flavour, of course, would be “Harlan Ellison’s I Have No Mouth and Irish Cream”.

A Soundgarden album about Sesame Street called “Hooperunknown”.

My favorite scene in the Dune / Popeye crossover is when J. Wellington Yueh promises to gladly pay you Tuesday for a hit of spice today.

Step One: adopt a tiny owl. Step Two: name him “Bubo Baggins”. Step Three: ??? Step Four: PROFIT! (This is a smarter business plan than spending 44 billion dollars on a business then burning it down so people can’t make fun of you there.)

These days, Warhol would be like “In the future, everyone will have a Star Wars project green-lit that is cancelled after 15 minutes.”

This was probably not the day to announce your Galaga clone retro game where you shoot space watermelons in your “hammership”.