n 21 in idea barrages

You can start the finest Italian restaurant in Liverpool, England and call it “Penne Lane”. No one can stop you. Life is often brutal and always short and arbitrary, you make up your meaning. Devoting your life to a single glorious pun is as valid as anything else.

“I’m an alpha, I’m an alpha, I’m an alpha” say ten thousand minor grifters as they shrink away into desiccated corn cobs.

“Eventually the cheese in your rat traps will rot and draw flies” seems like a really wise saying, I just don’t know exactly what I mean when I’m saying it.

In Hitchcock’s THE BARDS, most of the deaths are due to violent luting.

Oprah Winfrey owning the OWN network is a meta self-own.

“KY Jelly” and “Kawaii Jelly” sound the same, pronounced a certain way, and I have to imagine this is for a good reason.

Watching a single-camera sitcom with a laugh track these days just makes me feel like I’m going crazy. When it’s a multi-cam in front of an audience, it’s still tolerable but the artifice is just so distant now, it feels like being insane to witness it.

Why can you never tell if Michelle Pfieffer is in the restroom? Because her P is silent.