n 7 in idea barrages

The world is so bonkers, you can be sitting in a pharmacy waiting for a vaccination & someone will walk up to you & try to talk you out of it, just to validate their worldview. Like, if you wanna be nuts, do you, but I just wanna be healthy to do my job & go to open mics & stuff.

The Sirius XM Halloween channel played, like, eight minutes straight of audio from MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE as I was driving back from the Schuyler Holiday House last night. May all our failures endure so well.

You will perform Christmas songs in the style of a 90s Southern California pop-punk band under the name ANAHEIM STEAMROLLER.

A techno-themed craft beer called DRAFT PUNK.

The sad thing is how when people say they want a leader, most of the time they really just want someone to say all the terrible things they want to do are okay. They just want a justification of their worst impulses.

Why say “I’m cheating on you with your dearest chum, Buzz Lightyear” when you can say “you’ve got a friend in me”?

Every re-cast in the Back to the Future trilogy is in-continuity, due to fluxes in the time-space continuum as it tried to smooth itself out from the chaos. In the original timeline, it was Stoltz, Wells & Glover’s faces, we just noticed the changes as exterior viewers.

Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red sky in the morning, DC crossover warning.