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SWEATY TODD: THE DEMON PERSONAL TRAINER OF FLEET STREET

I mean, someone must’ve written a story about a vampire private investigator called STAKE OUT or at least a cattle-rustling noir called STEAK OUT.

You will never know how good a parody of King Crimson’s “Cat Food” would be on the topic of Pat Boone because you’ve never heard that song but you have to trust me here, it would be ACES.

Well, the weirdest porn parody of a Hitchcock film would certainly be called REAR WIDOW.

A high end custom bicycle shop called BESPOKE.

To Marty’s horror, while reading Emmett Brown’s diary, he discovered he’d never finished grad school and that his nickname was actually “Dock” for his favourite sex move, not “Doc”. Dock erased that knowledge through time travel, of course.

Someday we’re gonna find out that “Odelay” is actually Scientologese for “I reject Xenu” and we’re all gonna be really sad.

When you start an urban legend, that’s just a myth conception.