o 30 in idea barrages

A white guy rapper named Two Podcasts For Sure. He definitely has at least two podcasts.

There are not enough artistic interpretations of The Hamburglar as a raccoon creature.

Sell regular boxes of Cap’n Crunch as “Whoops! No Berries!” Crunch Berries for a significant upcharge.

SANTA LIKES TO WATCH

Why say “sapiosexual” when you could say “thinky kinky”?

Your code for “remember to use a condom” could be “La Brea”. Like… tarp it. La Brea, Tarp It!

All these crossovers, all this nostalgia. Why not MOONWALKER: TEXAS RANGER?

it’s a long way to apiary
it’s a long way to go
it’s a long way to apiary
where the bees all live, you know
good-bye to maple syrup
hello plastic bear
it’s a long long way to apiary
but sweet once you’re there