o 16 in idea barrages

The optimal title for an album is “Self-Doubt Helps Us Not Be Monsters”.

A great name for a band is “Lip Glossolalia”.

When food does a strip tease, that’s just rice peel-off.

Y’know, at least when all the intellectual property from the last 150 years is inevitably owned by the same heartless mega-corp Googazon, when all freedom of speech is usurped by copyright law, we’ll get to see Yoda and Bizarro talk to each other in a crossover. That’ll be fun.

You know what’d be a really bad movie? INTERMITTENT FASTING TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.

“Life really did a number on you…” she said. “Yeah,” he replied, “a real number two.”

“Age is just a number” he argued. “So is 911” she completed the argument.

The Teenage Mutant Canadian Turtles were trained by a human mutated into a badger whose birth name was Clamato Yoshi.