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Dan Brown doesn’t know for history at all, Dan Brown doesn’t know for history at all, Dan Brown doesn’t know for history at all, his bullshit marches ooooooooonnnnn....

In my long line of potential classic-rock parodies about DUNE, Steely Dan’s “Any Muad’Dib Will Tell You” is definitely one of them.

They could’ve called either “Dallas” or “Dynasty” “Oil In The Family” instead. They could’ve but they didn’t travel forward in time to ask me, the person with the optimal name for these shows, and that’s just an unforced error.

Remember: never take dick pics and for the love of GOD, never share them. The only thing worse than testicular torsion is testicular extortion.

All a prosecuting attorney really has is the courage of their convictions.

Beware the Ghost Rider’s motorbike, it’s a vicious cycle.

A Dune / Big Lebowski mash-up shirt with the phrase “THE DUKE ABIDES” on it.

Maybe it’s only dark in the forest because you didn’t bring the light with.