sep 14 in idea barrages

Why say “scissoring” when you could say “WAP battle”?

Why say “I can’t go out, I have class, I’m trying to pick up Spanish as a second language” when you can say “I have hablagations”?

I see trees of green, red roses, too,
I see the plants, in every hue
And I think to myself
I am lost in these woods

The Ultimate Nullifier is Galactose intolerant.

A movie about a sociopath who goes around impersonating other people for the purposes of grifting hamburgers called THE INCREDIBLE MR. WIMPY.

A parody of “Una Paloma Blanca” about Blanka from STREET FIGHTER.

A school for eldritch bar-tending called Mixatonic University.

Of all the choices Weezer could make for a sound, “Green Day but really overproduced” sure is… one of them. It sure is a choice.