sept 6 in idea barrages

Rob Zombie’s full birth name is actually Robert Zombert.

I mean, I COULD do a whole album of parodies about Dune, yes I could. “How Bizarre” so easily become “Gom Jabbar”. “Gom Jab-BAR! Gom ja-bbar, gom ja-bbar, gom ja-bbar…”

A head-canon where Mario is the villain in DONKEY KONG JUNIOR because that’s actually Wario posing as Mario, trying to sully his good name.

If your freedom relies on oppressing someone else, it isn’t freedom. It’s privilege.

Snobbishness in your fast-food preferences is incredibly burgeois.

“Eats Brains” on a dating profile is a serious dead-flag.

The idea of hitting on Satan with the “Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?” line seems like it could go really well or REALLY badly. One or the other. A real strikeout-or-grand-slam move.

You take the trimmings off the lawn but you put the trimmings on the tree. If plants ever gain communicative sentience, we are going to get some real crap for that.