sept 2 in idea barrages

A hipster band called “Ed MacMandalorian”.

An RPG about inn management called “Bedrooms And Breakfasts”.

Donuts festooned with gummi worms called “nightcrullers”.

If you think about it, the cheese sauce in macaroni and cheese is often just elbow grease.

The platonic ideal of names for an emo band is “The Town Criers”.

A well-displayed collection of horse figurines is shelf-stable.

How have they not done a protein-bar version of Nutri-Grains bar for gym rats called NUTRI-GAINS? Do I have to think of everything around here?

“Some day,” he thought, working an awful factory job that barely fed his kids, “I’ll be wealthy enough to go to Richard’s Recreation Emporium instead of Dick’s Sporting Goods. I cannot accept people having their predatory loans forgiven. That’s MY future yacht money being taxed!”