aug 28 in idea barrages

There are worse band names to grab than “Bootie and The Hofish” at this point.

Carport diem. Seize the parking space!

I feel like the “Friday” movies and the “Friday the 13th” movies could cross over well but then I also want to cross it over with “Frida”. “Frida The 13th”. “Next Frida”. I want the stupidest cinematic universe is what I’m saying.

I haven’t found a way to organically use the line “aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester in Europe” in conversation yet but MAN, when it is applicable, that’s gonna be one rad conversation.

Unpopular opinion: if you can’t get a dead-on voice match for a Muppet character when the original puppeteer/voice-actor retires or passes, you just gotta retire the character. The modern Big Bird sounds like he has a sinus infection at the beginning of puberty.

On Dune, Arrakis, the desert planet, every problem is a thirst-world problem.

Okay, but what if Jack Skellington had ended up in Arbor Day Town instead?

The difference between “Writer’s Block” and “General Life Burnout Tangentially Impacting Your Writing” seems negligible in the moment of when trying to put words to paper but, from the outside, from actually trying to remedy it, the difference is absolutely massive.