aug 14 in idea barrages

Woody Allen’s D&D alignment is Neurotic Evil.

“Flash Gordon Schumway” is the peak name for a twee indie rock band, the kind of band that makes Belle & Sebastian look like Hank Williams the 3rd.

You gotta have at least one high-profile goth diversity hire for your staff. A high-visi goth, if you will.

Why say “backhanded compliment” when you could say “controlled burn”?

Why call it “jogging bad memories” when you could call it “traumatic brain inquiry”?

A local newspaper devoted to serious reportage that makes up for the unprofitability of that model by also being a really popular ice cream parlor and the whole thing is called SCOOPS.

I’m just mad about Santa, Santa’s mad about me… I’m just mad about Santa, Santa is mad about me! A jolly chubby fellow (LEAVE HIM TREATS) a jolly chubby fellow (LEAVE HIM TREATS)

All I’m saying is, whoever the hell Markiplier is, he better well have a dog named “Barkiplier”.