aug 12 in idea barrages

A cyborg dog called Bottweiler.

Maybe you weren’t born for greatness. Maybe you were born to just help people. Maybe that’s a far better thing than being great.

If you go unremembered by anyone except your loved ones, you don’t go misremembered by the masses. That’s something.

I could never write a self-help book but, man, if self-pity books ever get into the vogue, I am SET.

A true crime podcast where they investigate people being killed by, like, talking ventriloquist dummies and other weird implausible things called NOOSEBUMPS.

At political conventions, all shoes are platform shoes.

Okay, I’ll admit, I don’t have the physique of a marble statue but the physique of a butter sculpture is still pretty close!

A Dick Tracy villain named Antony “Elbows Macaroni” Marconi. Just huge elbows. Can put you in the ground with just his elbows.