aug 10 in idea barrages

An ad for a low-stink cat litter built around the song “arrivederci aroma”.

“Southern Cross” is what happens when you don’t got Neil Young to stir the pot.

The next evolution after Fats Domino and Chubby Checker is, of course, Morbidly-Obese 4-Dimensional-Chess.

A group of failed politicians want people to remember they exist so they can sell books / get jobs as cable news pundits, so they pretend to start a vanity third party. It’s a tale as old as time, egos unsafe at any speed.

This Supreme Court is basically Bizarro Outback Steakhouse. “No Rights, Just Rules”.

Ordering a second serving at an Indian restaurant is called a naancore.

Sometimes you just want to hold an autumnal bad-movie-appreciation event called Schlocktoberfest.

Walking past the horrors of the evening news, snippets of travesty, knowing that if this were a movie, some hero would be working on a glorious solution but, here in the Really Really, it will keep happening in perpetuity to make some rich guy richer.