aug 8 in idea barrages

All I have of this Steely Dan parody about the film Hocus Pocus is the line “Sanderson Sisters… shake it!” but, I mean, that’s really all required. No need gilding the lily.

Do Polymaths Dream Of Eclectic Sheep

Working in a library is a continuing process of shelf-improvement.

I never took up smoking and I never took up playing Wordle so, like, that’s at least two addictions dodged, anyway.

I kind of want the last lottery jackpot ever to be called The Omegamillions.

Some coffee shop or tea shop or another should totally license the Village People song so they can have a “Matcha Matcha Man, I want to be a Matcha Man” ad.

The Really Rottens have been banned from the Laff-A-Lympics, after testing positive for laughing gas.

I mean, a parody of Novocaine for the Soul about Chicken Soup for the Soul would probably punish.