aug 4 in idea barrages

Someday the Cake Proletariat will rise up against the Cake Boss and throw off the chains of Cake Oppression. They will liberate the means of confection.

If you put Rom Space Knight into Super Mario Brothers, it can be a Rom rom hack.

Undersea treasure hunters don’t understand the sunk-cost fallacy.

Since Mario’s name is Mario & Luigi’s name is Luigi Mario, I’m going to pretend their mother’s maiden name was Luigi. Steve Mario & Maria Luigi-Mario. (Wario was Mario’s childhood rival Tony Franco, who was sent to live with his grandparents in Utica after a run-in with the law.)

At the end of the new Spider-Man, the hero has a book to take his GEDs. I wonder if the prop department was like “you know they call that TASC in New York now” and they were like “well the larger world doesn’t know that” then they all simultaneously exclaimed “MULTIVERSE!”

duck pate, stuffed its liver til it passed away, now it’s a paste that’s brown and gray, yes I believe that’s duck pate / suddenly, I feel my appetite escaping me, focused on what it used to be, my need to eat left suddenly (to the tune of “yesterday” by the beatles)

What adds insult to the injury of a terrible summer day being a hot one is, not only are you boiling in your own short pants, but you are also reminded of that awful and inexplicably popular “Smooth” song by Rob Matchbox.

WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE / WE JUST LEFT A BUNCH OF / PAINT CANS OUT IN THE SUN / WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE / BUT HOARDING OILY RAGS / WAS JUST A LOT OF FUN