july 31 in idea barrages

Popeye the Sailor’s addiction to spinach started small, just giving in once to the pier pressure.

I like to think that emojis are all created by a single cartoonist named Text Avery.

Maybe generic youtubers are just all trying to get werewolf followers and that’s why they all demand “lycan, subscribe” at the beginning and the end.

A priest’s vestments are really just articles of faith.

Your musical warrior has a low strength score and no proficiency in athletics or acrobatics. Grappling isn’t going to be happening. He is a no-holds bard.

A Cake parody about someone who seems to make their living winning arcade and carnival prizes called “Whack-A-Mole Lifestyle”.

I don’t know how Benjamin Moore is running ads ripping on the quality of competitors’ paint without some kind of riff on the phrase “Benjamin Less”.

An album of slow acoustic Ramones covers called ROCK ‘N’ ROLL HOME SCHOOL.