july 29 in idea barrages
- July 28, 2022, 9:01 p.m.
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- Public
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Why call it “armed robbery” when we could call it a “harmburglar”?
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Your band is now named IMPERSONAL PAN PIZZA.
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Here we are, on the internet, where having all the collected knowledge of the human race at our fingertips is undercut by the fact no one can agree which parts are real and what any of them mean at it. We squabble in the dirt, here at the foot of the fallen Tower of Google.
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If you sleep on goose-feather pillows, are you hunkering down on honker down?
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You could just stick a Popsicle stick in a brick of rice krispie treats or a wedge of compressed caramel corn, dip it in chocolate and have an unmeltable iced cream bar. No one is stopping you.
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If you think about it, the ocean is the ultimate in cloud storage.
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Postmodernism & irony are fine as a first steps but no ends unto themselves. As a tool toward reconstruction, deconstruction’s useful but if it ends there, it’s just movies about movies, piles of unbuilt Lego. Navel gazing’s only good if it leads to cleaning out your bellybutton.
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When Batman and Catwoman have sex, do you think she makes him call her “Knight Rider”?
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