july 25 in idea barrages

The narrator is a version of myself / the narrator is aversion of myself.

Apple cobbler JEANS, boots by a COBBLER.

I mean, maybe that’s the thing, right? If I’m fated to be a courier, an over-educated errand boy, maybe it’s better to be that to my family and my community than to the demigods in the clouds I once dreamt upon. Maybe that’s where I can do the most good.

I feel so GUILTY buying kitschy stuff in thrift stores. Most are there as it’s the only way they can put shirts on their own backs & there I am buying terrible kids’ VHS to laugh at & seat-cushions from defunct minor league teams to buy back my childhood at pennies on the dollar.

The dude who took over Fuccillo’s is trying so hard to be charismatic and failing so greatly, I feel bad for the guy. If I were rich, I’d buy a back-up car off the guy just to make my guilt shrink. He might as well be saying “At Wally’s, it’s LARGE!”

Asked why she did lesbian porn in college, she was not ashamed, she simply shrugged “I was strapped for cash.”

The official band of IKEA is called “Lingon Park”. It’s not AS bad as Linkin Park but, like, what COULD be?

To this day, I cannot imagine the kind of sick freak who clicks on a news interview, discovers it is only in video form and is like “yes, this is how I wanted to consume this information”. At LEAST transcribe the damned things, you monsters.