july 21 in idea barrages

The Navii from Avatar are just really really horny Gungans. I’ll be taking no further questions.

Conan the Barbarian rapping “Don’t call it a Crom-back, I’m no good at prayers”.

Your wild magic sorcerer casts “sunbeam” but rolls a wild magic surge. Instead of being blinded and charred, the enemies are all turned into beige toasters.

Captain Morgan 151 but they call it ADMIRAL Morgan.

Here’s the worst drink idea ever: the Natural brand making a stout called Natty Dark.

If a person always gets turned on around car washes, that just means they’re detail oriented.

Maybe “The Ben Folds Five” was just a prediction of how many ex-wives he’d have.

A D&D campaign where you have to save a giant ape that has been captured via some sort of fae ray.