july 15 in idea barrages

  • July 14, 2022, 5:04 p.m.
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  1. Why call them “bridesmaids” when you can say “insane gown posse”?

  2. A Smashing Pumpkins candy tie-in called Reese’s Pieces Iscariot.

  3. I just think Eminem should sell a knife called “Mom’s Machete” is all.

  4. The BEST name for a metal band, though, is “Axe of God”. Especially if they’re all lawyers in their day jobs.

  5. For years, they’d been rival mathematicians but they finally set aside their differences.

  6. Here’s another mash-up idea that’s horrible but horribly works: Andrew WK Bird.

  7. If you can tell how many people someone killed by their tattoos, you’re counting on their stabicus.

  8. I don’t eat most seafood but if I did and I was ever displeased with the size or amount of the shrimp, I would DEFINITELY retort “More like shrimp SKIMPY, AMIRIGHT?”


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