july 1 in idea barrages

The world’s greatest mash-up would somehow stitch together that LCD Soundsystem “New York I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down” / Miles Davis solo mash-up WITH the Bacon Pancakes / Empire State Of Mind mash-up into a weapons grade meta-mash.

A parody of the standard “Volare” about the poison curare.

A reversed answer-game to Untitled Goose Game where you stop the terrible goose from being terrible called Goosebusters.

You also didn’t think about how well Fountains of Wayne’s “Stacy’s Mom” and the Pixies’ “Where Is My Mind” would mash up, either, so it’s a good thing digital editing gives me the hives, else you’d havta deal with that too.

You also don’t know that you could mash-up Bauhaus’ “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” and Bowie’s “We Prick You” into an amazing song called “Bela Lugosi’s Dad” but, ah, now you do. Now you will know this forever.

Jiro dreamed of sushi as he’d worked so hard perfecting it in waking life there was nothing left for him in slumber other than the same. Mike however dreamed of music as he couldn’t make it, leaving him with that far-distant next-best thing, just words, this thin gruel of words.

The city with the most rain gets a precipitation trophy.

The underpinning ethos of all social media, “Cognito eros sum”, “I think therefore I thirstpost”.