june 5 in idea barrages

To redeem Dr. Octopus, Spidey should’ve just used otto-correct.

A gig’s a spear they use to ensnare helpless fish to eat them & that’s why it’s called the “gig economy”. A brand’s a thing you burn into flesh to know it is owned by something else & that’s why they tell you to make yourself a “brand”. The English language is ancient & it knows.

Actually, when the devil went down to Georgia, he just discovered that humidity was so much worse than a dry heat and made hell even worse by making it more like Georgia.

A garlic-focused restaurant called Allicin Wonderland.

Pregnancy is just swelling due to a nut allergy?

I kind of want to start a huge comicon in western New York just so we can call it “The Geneva Convention”.

Philadelphia should have a mascot called Jawn Laroquette.

Why call it a “coin-operated nudie booth” when you could call it a “pickleodeon”?