june 3 in idea barrages

Don’t mind me. Just singing Van Halen’s “Panama” as “Enema” at the top of my lungs. As one does.

For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only lightcycle, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal bad-ass adventures inside a computer. (Tron 3:16)

Barry in BEE MOVIE was a self-sufficient sort. Neither a borrower nor lender bee.

On parking tickets, all the print is the fine print, if you think about it.

A health food cereal called Post Nut Clarity.

Dr. Frankenstein, however, disagreed and added “Maybe the real monster was the friend I made along the way.”

Of course those colours don’t run. They’re American, they have diabetes, they can barely even walk.

Now I kind of want to write a parody of the hip-hop hit “Ain’t Too Proud To Beg” called “Ate Two Pounds of Bread”. Just… just because I miss being able to always eat bread.