june 1 in idea barrages

You know you’re getting old when you’re starting to notice the baseball players’ moms more than their girlfriends.

Sometimes, we’re not even lucky enough for the past to repeat itself. Sometimes we’re stuck with even worse, a remix.

A head-canon where the Cobra Commander has a rebellious daughter named Serpentina.

I respect the choice of using the “we” from Smashing Pumpkins 1979 over footage of someone on a rollercoaster going “WHEEEEE!” It’s a good choice. But what if we used the melancholy “we” from the beginning of Alice in Chains “Nutshell” instead?

When a vampire is freaking out, calm them down with a dismissive “oh don’t blow a casket”.

The great thing about fictional universes where both super-science AND magic are real is the amazing possibilities that come with that. In the Marvel Universe, you could DEFINITELY time-travel into the future and pick a fight with your own future ghost. That’s wonderful.

If necessity is the mother of invention, the other parent is surely laziness. Perhaps not a good parent, perhaps the kind of dad who goes out for smokes one night and never comes back, but the other parent nonetheless. Laziness, the father of invention.

Bananas Foster… Australian for bananas.