may 30 in idea barrages

I wonder if when people get mad at Stevie Nicks, they just yell “STEPHANIE NICHOLAS!” at her, like as if that’s her full legal, and it shames her into behaving.

Everybody’s like carbon-neutral this and carbon-neutral that. What about carbon-lawful? What about CARBON-CHAOTIC?

A head-canon where none of the Star Wars post-quels happened, they are all just the life of another one of Moon Knight’s lesser personalities inside his head. “Poe Dameron? He doesn’t front much because he’s kind of bland.”

All the ska that came after them is truly the multiverse of Madness.

Porky Pig, discovering that soylent green is made out of people, screaming “That’s all FOLKS!” at it.

Why say that you have cirrhosis when you can say you have “beer-battered liver”?

The strongest inmate in any prison is known as its “Mitochondria” because, of course, the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

You didn’t accept that pot of gold. The leprechaun’s REAL treasure was love. You are now married. You have twin daughters together. They are named Faith and Begorrah.