may 20 in idea barrages
- May 20, 2022, 3:57 a.m.
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The prank war had escalated to the point where the farmer’s friend had replayed his hay bales with marijuana. There was no doubt about it now: the steaks were high.
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Probably the best idea I’ve had yet for a parody of “No Diggity” is “you know I like the big words, hegemony, hegemony”.
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Why call it “Coffee with a Cop” when you could call it “Truncheon Luncheon”?
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Always call a hot dog a “hand sausage”.
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Modern tongue twisters: Mayim Bialik’s Buick.
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Okay, but what would have Naughty By Nurture been like?
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IMPERSONAL PAN PIZZA. HAVE IT THEIR WAY.
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If you have to put out a press release that you’re not a cult, you’re a cult.
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