may 20 in idea barrages

  • May 20, 2022, 3:57 a.m.
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  1. The prank war had escalated to the point where the farmer’s friend had replayed his hay bales with marijuana. There was no doubt about it now: the steaks were high.

  2. Probably the best idea I’ve had yet for a parody of “No Diggity” is “you know I like the big words, hegemony, hegemony”.

  3. Why call it “Coffee with a Cop” when you could call it “Truncheon Luncheon”?

  4. Always call a hot dog a “hand sausage”.

  5. Modern tongue twisters: Mayim Bialik’s Buick.

  6. Okay, but what would have Naughty By Nurture been like?

  7. IMPERSONAL PAN PIZZA. HAVE IT THEIR WAY.

  8. If you have to put out a press release that you’re not a cult, you’re a cult.


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